Day 255: The ABC’s of life

 


September 12th, 2011
 

The ABC’s of life hit me today, as I engaged in every activity possible using every single letter of the alphabet. Here’s my desperate attempt to list them:

A [blood test at Student health in the morning in the morning].
B [eing awesome like always].
C [oming and going out of the building].
D [oing all I could to stay awake in the process.]
E [nvironment, Health, and Safety – WORK!]
F [inding the appropriate 201 Bus Stop to get back to La Regencia.]
G [oing from the bus stop to my apartment.]
H [aving a fun time on Facebook playing the Sims and Farmville].
I [cooked some spam, cucumbers, and rice for lunch.]
J [ust
eating my terrible home-made lunch.]
K [eeping my apartment safe by locking things up.]
L [iving the life watching the CNN Republican Presidential Debate.]
M [aking myself comfortable on the couch in the process while playing on my laptop.]
N [ever expecting Geetha to surprise me at my doorstep.]
O [btaining some delicious Z Pizza and eating it with my girlfriend. (picture of the day) ]
P [icking out shoes, signs, sunglasses, and picture frames at Marshall’s.]
Q [ueen Geetha and I went to the Halloween Store to look up costumes, which we obviously didn’t buy.]
R [eally sad to have to depart Geetha as she went back to campus.]
S [imply going back home to finish watching the rest of the debate, where they ignored Ron Paul again.]
T [o go back to my room and relax the rest of the night.]
U [sing the powers of the Internet to watch Snday’s Breaking Bad episode.]
V [ery happy in a comfortable position in my room.]
W [hen is the night ever going to end?]
X [chromosomes are moving in my body]
Y [es the letter above was really hard to come up with something with.]
Z [zz’s.]

History
Near Montignac, France, a collection of prehistoric cave paintings are discovered by four teenagers who stumbled upon the ancient artwork after following their dog down a narrow entrance into a cavern. The 15,000- to 17,000-year-old paintings, consisting mostly of animal representations, are among the finest examples of art from the Upper Paleolithic period. First studied by the French archaeologist Henri-Édouard-Prosper Breuil, the Lascaux grotto consists of a main cavern 66 feet wide and 16 feet high. The walls of the cavern are decorated with some 600 painted and drawn animals and symbols and nearly 1,500 engravings. The pictures depict in excellent detail numerous types of animals, including horses, red deer, stags, bovines, felines, and what appear to be mythical creatures. There is only one human figure depicted in the cave: a bird-headed man with an erect phallus. Archaeologists believe that the cave was used over a long period of time as a center for hunting and religious rites. YUM.
News
Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul said Monday that America could save trillions of dollars if the country cut funding from wars – “and all the nonsense that we do around the world.”
The Texas Representative argued in Monday’s Republican presidential debate that, rather than eliminating programs like Social Security and prescription drug benefits for seniors, America could reduce trillions’ worth of spending in conflicts abroad. “I agree that Social Security is broke. We spent all the money and it’s on its last legs unless we do something,” Paul said, when asked if he thought Social Security was a “Ponzi scheme” – a phrase his GOP contender and fellow Texan Rick Perry has used to describe the entitlement program. COMPLETELY RIGHT.

P.S.:
EFF YOU RICK SANTORUM.

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