Today my lunch was taken
Three Pizza Slices became one
It made me quite shaken
And made so mad I was done
And so I sent an angry email
As angry as can be
It was quite a message and not a fail
The culprit later revealed herself to me
I also got free books
And a student drew me as a Pokemon master
I didn’t get any nasty looks
And I ate some Pieology much faster
I also got a free Arclight gift card
Since at a movie screening we were turned away
It kept me quite on my guard
And then we went to Coldstone’s, what a day
