Testing days are nice
Except it took me five hours to input into the gradebook
I later ate rice
And it really overall hurt my brain and nook
Essays I now have to grade
Over 140 of them as a matter of fact
It’s like being stabbed by a sharp blade
Or hurt in the head and whacked
I will never be an English teacher
Because essays are the enemy of me
I would much rather be a preacher
And talk about history as you can see
