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Just kidding. Who says robots can’t have a sense of humor?
Anyway, my owner, upon only having me FOR A DAY after getting me for free from the Apple Store dropped and cracked my beautiful exterior.
He subsequently spent time at some repair shop fixing me, where I was brought back to my former beauty. Subsequently, he decided to protect my exterior with a case of the Korean cute type variety.
Later that day I was used for purposes of texting, emailing, and of course taking pictures. It seemed as if my owner just ate dinner (at Kaju), got some snacks at Paris Baguette, and went the way of the day doing nothing in his solitary confinement.
Needless to say, without me, he’d be quite lost, and not know what to do with his life.
