By far the raunchiest and most unique conversation thus far this year, I would expect it from none other than our 8th grade PE teacher.
When asked whether David ever had twincest fantasies about his twin sister, his answer was a resounding no. However, he did share that whenever one twin feels pain, the other happens to feel the same sense of pain. Like when David himself broke his leg, his sister must have felt some sort of pain in her left leg as well. I wonder if that works for pleasure too…
David himself was able to escape the womb of his mommy 20 minutes after his twin sister, and according to his own words he has always been the evil twin because he is the “b*tch” of the family and gets everything he wants. He’s also the dumb twin, although he prefers the term “athletic”. He’s also the better dressed twin, and if so, I wonder what rags his sister is wearing…
Whatever the case, I’m glad this evil twin is working at our school, for our kids desperately need some discipline and proper fitness in their lives after years of not getting it. I wish him the best of luck at our school and am glad my sarcasm and inappropriate humor flows well through his soul.
