Happy 23rd birthday to this loser, who is still getting C’s at San Jose State University and partying it up.
I’m glad she left the sorority life for something a little more tangible and STS-free, and though she never met the quiet Asian boy in the library she was supposed to, I approve of her current ethnic relationship.
Here’s hoping we go to Phil’s BBQ soon, and her whiteness radiates and spreads to the rest of the world.
