Day 207: Emma Kailiponi’s Mormon Life in Kentucky

Emma Kailiponi is moving to Kentucky. Which means interactions with lots of farmers, my favorite Senator (Rand Paul), a potential trip to the Kentucky Derby, and lots of white boys.

This is particularly good because she will eventually marry a Mormon in order for them to have exclusive access to parts of the Mormon temple. She claims she will find an Asian Mormon somewhere. I don’t see any. I hope she does though, or better yet she is able to convert a Satanist to her nice religion.

I hope she does well in Kentucky, and is able to have a successful first year in college. Good luck little tiny Mormon and Ni Hao for the rest of your life.

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