Here are my current rankings of my nieces and nephews from best to worst.


- Remy Ho. At only 3 years old, this rugrat is starting to grow. He had sushi for the first time today and ultimately led to the accidental slippage of Omomo (a boba place) on the floor. What a waste, but it was luckily replaced for free.
- Tammy Trinh. A freshman at UC Irvine, she provides me discounted Seven Leaves for various occasions. Including school fundraisers and my previous wedding.
- Thomas Trinh. Gonna graduate in a week for engineering. What a genius. He’s in a frat too, something I failed to get a bid for in college.
- Cynthia Tran. She’s cool I guess, since she likes Pokemon
- Jayden and Dylan Park. Pretty interchangeable, since they’re both Korean and do Taekwondo
- Leo. He’s been doing bad things at school, like telling other students to “Suck My Nuts”. And he’s only in like 4th grade. He’s going to turn into one of my middle schoolers if he keeps this up.
- Tracy Trinh.
Obviously these rankings can change and fluctuate on a daily basis depending on my overall mood.